Real Talk: Hot Mess Addition
Posted: July 17, 2013 Filed under: Awkward Moments, Confessions, Life, Ridiculousness | Tags: bad luck, confessions, embarassing moments, grand finale, hot mess, life, random, real life, roasted garlic, spills 2 CommentsI can’t function today.
Let’s be real, I can’t function this week.
I am a hot mess. Scratch that… I am THE Hot Mess.
The last 24 hours have been full of bruises, spills, and mishaps.
I have managed to do the following:
- Bang my head on a countertop and now have a lovely giant bump on my forehead.
- Run into a desk, leaving a nice thigh bruise.
- Bang my arm against a shelf, another bruise.
- Spill soup
- Almost drop a tray of food
- Spill a container of ketchup.
- Get a teeny tiny, miniscule shard of glass in my foot while getting ready for work (how does that even happen?!) …and then spend ten minutes trying to get it out with a pair of tweezers…
And for the grand finale?
During lunch, I was opening a bottle of delicious (homemade) roasted garlic vinaigrette to pair with my giant salad… and well, instead of dressing my greens, I managed to violently spill half the bottle all over my desk, my phone, my chair, the floor (carpet) and my pants in the process.
OHMYWORD.
Is this real life?
Anyway, I happened to have an extra pair of pants in my bag…otherwise, it would have been a rough rest of the day..
Casual Wednesday?
So… I’m rocking jeans at work….sigh.
Is it Friday yet?
What are some of your hot mess moments? Are you having a better week than me?
soooooooooo sorry about your day!!! of course, I would have said, “instead of dressing my greens, I dressed my jeans!” LOLOL
hope the rest of your day goes well. better be careful on your run later…don’t want to sprain an ankle. 😛
Haha! Thank you… it ended better than it started but I ended up taking a rest day just in case…